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Who's On First?
As performed by Kosh and Sheridan
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Sheridan:
You know Kosh,
I love baseball. Do the Vorlon play baseball?
Kosh:
...Yes...
Sheridan:
Really? Can you tell me the names of some of the players?
Kosh:
Who's... on... first
Sheridan:
That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the
names of the fellows on the team.
Kosh:
What's... on... second.
Sheridan:
You know the fellows' names?
Kosh:
...Yes...
Sheridan:
Well, then who's playin' first.
Kosh:
...Yes...
Sheridan: I mean the fellow's name on first base.
Kosh:
...Who...
Sheridan: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.
Kosh:
...Who...
Sheridan: The guy on first base.
Kosh:
Who... is... on... first.
Sheridan:
I just asked you that.
Kosh:
...Yes...
Sheridan:
I'm asking you -- who's on first?
Kosh:
...Yes...
Sheridan: That's who's name?
Kosh: ...Yes...
Sheridan: Well, go ahead and tell me.
Kosh: ...Who...
Sheridan: The guy on first.
Kosh: ... Who...
Sheridan: The first baseman.
Kosh: Who... is... on ... first.
Sheridan: Kosh, have you got a first baseman on first?
Kosh: ...The... inning... has... already... started... It... is... too... late... for... the... pitcher... to... be... pulled...
Sheridan: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Kosh:...Irrelevant...
Sheridan: Well all I'm trying to find out, Kosh, is what's the guys name on
first base.
Kosh:
...Second... base...
Sheridan: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Kosh: Who... are ... you?
Sheridan: That's what I'm trying to find out.
Kosh: Do... not ... rename ... the ... players.
Sheridan: Kosh, I'm not changing anybody!
Kosh: ...Good...
Sheridan: Not again. Forget it. I never want to hear another damned thing about Vorlons and baseball.
Kosh: ...If... you... slide... into... third... you... will... die...
Sheridan: (wandering off) I'm not LIS-TEN-ING...