Who's On First?

As performed by Kosh and Sheridan


Sheridan: You know Kosh, I love baseball. Do the Vorlon play baseball?

Kosh: ...Yes...

Sheridan: Really? Can you tell me the names of some of the players?

Kosh: Who's... on... first

Sheridan: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the team.

Kosh: What's... on... second.

Sheridan: You know the fellows' names?

Kosh: ...Yes...

Sheridan: Well, then who's playin' first.

Kosh: ...Yes...

Sheridan: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Kosh: ...Who...

Sheridan: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.

Kosh: ...Who...

Sheridan: The guy on first base.

Kosh: Who... is... on... first.

Sheridan: I just asked you that.

Kosh: ...Yes...

Sheridan: I'm asking you -- who's on first?

Kosh: ...Yes...

Sheridan: That's who's name?

Kosh: ...Yes...

Sheridan: Well, go ahead and tell me.

Kosh: ...Who...

Sheridan: The guy on first.

Kosh: ... Who...

Sheridan: The first baseman.

Kosh: Who... is... on ... first.

Sheridan: Kosh, have you got a first baseman on first?

Kosh: ...The... inning... has... already... started... It... is... too... late... for... the... pitcher... to... be... pulled...

Sheridan: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Kosh:...Irrelevant...

Sheridan: Well all I'm trying to find out, Kosh, is what's the guys name on first base.

Kosh: ...Second... base...

Sheridan: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Kosh: Who... are ... you?

Sheridan: That's what I'm trying to find out.

Kosh: Do... not ... rename ... the ... players.

Sheridan: Kosh, I'm not changing anybody!

Kosh: ...Good...

Sheridan: Not again. Forget it. I never want to hear another damned thing about Vorlons and baseball.

Kosh: ...If... you... slide... into... third... you... will... die...

Sheridan: (wandering off) I'm not LIS-TEN-ING...