Corrupting America's Youth

I'm a firm believer in corrupting the youth of America. However, I believe that there are some very specific means by which this must be accomplished:

  1. Present them with truthful and accurate information.
  2. Inform them that they're allowed not to feel ashamed of their bodies.
  3. Treat them with basic human dignity.
  4. Behave in a manner as to suggest that they're allowed a certain degree of autonomy.
  5. Refrain from showing baby pictures of them to complete strangers.